I’m not wearing any clothes.
Not at all. I'm in bed and what I'm wearing is destined for the laundry basket.
Ugh, first I teleport three feet to the side and no later than 24 hrs I'm suddenly stark naked? It's going to take a toll on my mental health for sure, but other than that I'll be really frustrated because I'm wearing my favourite shirt right now
I'm in a metro, so ... dang. It's suddenly a really long way home, part of it is gonna be chilly.
Lately, I'd get hypothermia.
Aside from panic at what the fuck just happened, walk to the bedroom, and grab some new clothes
I'm currently sat on the toilet, I guess I'd take it as my queue to go have a shower
It does not affect anything.
Well I'm at work so this is potentially life-altering.
Suddenly I've had a weekend like in my 20s, but I didn't have to spend a bunch of money on overpriced cocktails.
The real question is, do I magically end up with a boring, closeted "straight" guy who pumps and runs directly afterwards, or am I just walking home naked? Because depending on how that answers, it's either a weekend from my early 20s, or my vacation to Mexico a few years back.
Must be the weekend.
There are kids around, so it's gonna be real bad.
I'm just cold... that's it...
Everyone starts gossiping about how large my penis is.
I'd ask myself if Patrick Stewart was somewhere nearby.
Not in the slightest since I’m still in bed, and not wearing any clothes.
A couple of hours later and I might’ve ended up naked in the middle of the street. In that case.. scream and quickly stop before I draw too much attention. And then.. run into a clothing store and quickly put something on. Oh, but first collect my bag so I can pay for the clothes. I.. do get to keep my bag, right?
