You little shit I see you cleaning yourself after I pick you up
How would you feel if your human covered themselves in another animal's hair but meticulously removed yours? At least when cats bathe they have to taste you.
Little shit is lucky that I don't shave it.
“Man , I worked so hard on that !”
I have long since adopted the strategy of always changing into a different sweater dedicated to cat snuggling
After the cat sat in my lap, i brushed the hairs in her direction. She stood up in shock, flipped over and took off.
edit: lap, not lab, brushed, not shuffled
I know "lab" is an abbreviation for Labrador (a dog) or laboratory. You probably meant lap. I was a bit confused at first, because it's entirely plausible for a cat to sit on a dog :) Shuffling is walking without lifting your feet (also used for shuffling a deck of cards), you probably meant "brushed".
That said: it often seems like they take us for granted, but you can't not love the little bastards :D
