The original is funny, what's the joke about "I'm never leaving" ? never leaving twitter?
58 0 Replythat is the meaning, but it's just a turn of phrase. It implies the writer knows the site is terrible but has found entertainment there anyway.
Similar to "wild horses couldn't drag me away" or "I was transfixed"
20 0 ReplyJaap is her husband maybe?
8 1 Replyi wouldn't be the least surprised if elon is running a campaign to make it seem like anyone actually enjoys twitter still
8 2 ReplyI enjoy Twitter because it's a place I can say anything I want to the traitors that abound there
I'm done with IRL fistfights and live in Maga country, so it can be therapeutic at times.
2 1 ReplyEverything is a billionaire conspiracy
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You need to be told how to react to a joke.
8 3 ReplyI didnt even notice it
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Nonono, for kidneys, you need to open your Bluetooth settings and unpair them...
44 0 ReplyOr just walk far enough away
11 0 ReplyNooooo, you don't want them re-pairing at an inopportune moment! Just disconnect them completely and be on the safe side.
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The only organ transplant that requires you to log out is the colon
20 0 ReplyIt's more of a "clear cookies" situation.
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Except when 2FA requires a TOTP in the form of out of season fruits in an incompatible combo with canned spinach.
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