you are at home with your wife and daughter and this guy comes in -- what do you do?
you are at home with your wife and daughter and this guy comes in -- what do you do?
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ignore the "how" and focus on the immediate situation; what do you do?
Point him in the direction of more interesting news (rich minister's supermodel wife got kidnapped, etc) and hope typhoon Rance passes by peacefully
22 1 ReplyFlay his skin of course. I have no idea how he found my grotto but he won't show anyone else.
12 1 Replythat dungeon he scouted turned out to be your home
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Ask him who he is and what game series hes from
12 1 ReplyOP is afraid to admit he's playing an H-game?
10 1 Replyah, that must be why i made a thread admitting to playing a hentai game https://lemmy.world/post/6575601
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that's a big no-no
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Grab a big rubber eraser and start rubbing him out!
Take that blank page! HA!3 0 ReplyThat look reminds me of the MC in Redo of Healer
3 0 ReplyDraw my sword! Only a ne'er-do-well would enter another man's home in armor, so the wretched vagabond shall be driven out at once!
3 0 ReplyKick him square in the nards
2 0 ReplyTeam up
2 0 Replyo_o
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sight
unzips
2 0 Reply@buru5 just shoot in him dick and runaway
1 0 ReplyDOGS: GUTS!
my hounds will dispatch him. the cat will probably descend with claws if he looks at the wife or kid.
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