You are not you when you are hungry.

Fuck are they gonna do, complain?

Look, sometimes you really need Sour Cream and Onion Ruffles, okay?

You ever notice how a ton of nurses do porn?

Sorry, that was a strange question to ask

Oh I am hungary

"Service fees"

literally a victimless crime but I guess we don't want want to incentivize failure for nurses the same way we incentivize it for like CEOs