Ok hear me out:
Two very tall stacks of people with penises standing facing each other. Then you can use the penises like a ladder.
37 0 ReplyI'm not gonna kink shame but...
I uh... don't want someone to use my dick like a rung on a ladder.
That's a lot of weight hanging and stepping man.
Gentile with the genitals please.
But uh... you do you bud.
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Some would say that having your hands full of penis means you’re already in heaven.
20 0 ReplyThe reaper hates this one simple trick!
Immortality go brrrr
14 0 ReplyI'll build the stair out of penises!
14 0 ReplyAt least not with that attitude
12 0 ReplyGood thing anal masturbation exists...
12 0 ReplyAnd vaginas.... Sorry, boys. Have fun in HELL!
11 0 ReplyTrans men do exist, and sometimes they keep it.
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Use your chin/teeth to hold onto the current bar while you grab for a higher one. Can't put the rungs farther apart without punishing people that didn't decide to be short.
Although apparently all amputees go to hell
10 0 ReplyHeaven is a FISHFEST!
8 0 Replyi… read fistfest
both work, and now i also have a good option for my gender and sexuality
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Heaven is full of boring people anyway
8 0 ReplyMaybe, we could expect hell to be full of danger, risky, racist entertaining people 😂
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beautiful, remembers me of andrew tate's wordings that just think whenever jer..ing, "God is watching you"
8 0 ReplyMade me laugh.
7 0 ReplyBut what about my mouth?
6 0 ReplyHeaven can wait
5 0 ReplyFULL of penis? How many penis are a full hand of penis?
3 0 ReplyNot if the penises are hard enough and arranged the right way
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2 0 ReplyWhy not just take the elevator?
Edit: maybe not this one. Too much gore!
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