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Everyone knows that when you get ace king suited, the flop is going to be low cards of a different suit. That's why you always fold every hand except for deuce 7 off suit. That's the only real winner.
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But 90% of Gamblers quit right before they hit it big!
You don't want to stop when you're overdue to win, and you also don't want to end on a hot streak... so I guess you have to keep going.
Oh yeah, I'll start my own marriage! With Blackjack. And hookers. Eh, screw the whole thing.
Typical millenial humor
oh no
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