This format doesn't make sense for this joke imo. The poop is trying to kill me with a traffic jam?
Hmm. Maybe, but have you ever been stuck on the road with like 3 spicy McChicken and a filet o fish in your stomach? Maybe some taco bell in the mix
Damn. I love spicy mcd (in my country they are really hot & spicy) but eating one drumstick is enough for me to not eat it for the next couple of months.
No
Should be something like Fart Me in a traffic jam
Poop about to come out
Imodium is your friend, keep some in your car
If the poop is crowning, I'm thinking the only way Imodium is gonna help is if you take it anally
When you finally sit down, got comfortable, and then start smoking a menthol.
Lol
You should look into figuring out how to regulate that digestive system you got there bud
the almighty turtle head
I've always liked both of these terms. Another one is, touching cloth.
As someone who's currently pooping, this helped
