i'll tell you how to make a duck pay.. you kidnap his little duck wife, and send him an envelope with a feather or two.. those ducks learn how to pay real quick.. they're on the horn to Western Union lickety split.. they all got a little duck aunt in Des Moines..
I drunkenly bought this book one night years ago. It was a surprise when I picked up from the post office, and I thought to myself, "Hey, a book on duck revenge!" I was sorely disappointed. Pretty sure it's still on my bookshelf.