I am going to be the party pooper and remind it is illegal to have tapirs as pets. I won't trash the lady without knowing any context about this video though. Let's pretend it is a rescue...
Reminds me of an old joke. nsfw
A cowboy is showing a city girl around the ranch. He knows that they are breeding horses at the coral and takes her there.
They watch as a stallion mounts a mare.
The cowboy says "Man, look at them go! I wouldn't mind doing something like that myself."
The lady says "Go ahead, mister. They're your horses."
Those Tapir teeth are so unsettling to see.
Link is broken for me
idk works for me.
I’m jealous of the human.
I can't even conceive of being jealous of the human cause the tapir's so completely out of my league, when i look at its dreamy eyes, i get overwhelmed and have to go to the bathroom.
I think she chose him for his smile, lol
It will grow up to be a magnificent steed to ride into battle with. Ask the Mormons about them the next time you see them.
I am also jealous of tapirs. I want a prehensile dick.
You think she tried it, just once? With that prehensile nose? For science of course
