Little-known fact: the enemy team in the original Pokemon Red & Blue games was inspired by the GOP

I got a feeling Mitch McConnell doesn't feel very alive.

Fuck the GOP. Worthless fucking traitor filth.

Would be funny and believable if they weren't a Japanese company. Still funny, but less believable. Try something more believable. For example, Trump repeats this phrase in a mirror while making googly eyes at himself everyday when he wakes up.