Rats addicted to seized drugs took over a Houston police department’s evidence room
Rats addicted to seized drugs took over a Houston police department’s evidence room
Police in Houston are currently dealing with drug-addicted rats who have acquired a taste for weed, cocaine, and other illicit drugs.
Yet another entry from the truth-is-stranger-than-fiction department, as drug-addicted rats have turned Houston’s police evidence storage into their personal stash house.
Oh yeah, ok, sure bud. All those missing drugs are because of rats.
3 0 ReplyEverybody is blaming the crack rats but no one wants to blame the meth mics.
5 0 ReplyI'm not going to read any of this: but that title reads like cops using evidence for pleasure and blaming rats.
85 0 ReplyI had a much funnier image in my head, but you’re probably right.
23 0 ReplyAnal consumption of drugs works just fine, at least I can report it does with ecstasy and heroin. But it's not polite at a party.
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Could be both, cops are pissed that the rats are getting into the supply.
8 0 ReplyI read it, and it sure sounds exactly like what you're saying.
6 0 ReplyPerhaps not, they could be selling it on the side. Arrest their competitors, sieze their product, sell it to their customers, blame Master Splinter.
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I'd like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs.
55 0 ReplyI'd like to nominate those fuckin rats for second prize.
15 0 ReplyAlways knew that they could do it! I have the following message of congratulations for them:
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Sure… It was the rats that ate all the drugs…
37 0 ReplyThis little piggy..
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Cops: "Get out of there!"
Rats:
12 0 ReplyIn theaters this summer: Cocaine Rats
16 0 ReplyI’d watch that.
8 0 ReplyWasn't that Frank Zappa's backing band in the 80s?
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This is obviously a cover-up. The cops would have shot the rats otherwise.
5 0 ReplyHouston Mayor John Whitmire says, “The rats are the only ones enjoying it.”
I 100% believe you, mayor, I absolutely do.
12 0 ReplySo it's not cocaine bear, but cocaine rats???
4 0 Replypigs vs rats, get ready to rumble
4 0 Replythe rats’ newfound vice has made them tougher than your average rodent.
3 0 ReplyThe Rat Lieutenant: Port of Call Houston
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