Please don't scare them!

The red squiggly underlines make me sad.

Screenshooting a Word document is utterly disgusting.
- Absolutely! It should be an OpenDocument Spreadsheet
- Screenshooting, lol.

Sleep deprived Canadian approves.

God, I wish we used this here. It is such a better system than our system of potholes being measured in washing machines in some parts of the country.

What you're too fancy to divide by 25.4 or multiply by .0397?
- ...1" ≈ 2 ½ cm, 5' ≈ 1 ½ m, close-enough to convert in your head...
We do use it where necessary; in science, engineering and the military, for example. Some of our imperial units suck, but others, like pounds and feet and inches are superior because they are more intuitive. The reality is that it's a non-issue for most people and because of that we will almost always have some version of a mixed system, as do most of the other Anglophone countries.
- What? How is feet and pounds more intuitive? To me metric is more intuitive and imperials are whole another language, because I only learnt metric in school and only remember very few things in imperial (such as some dimensions on specific parts of bicycles).
  
  Converting yards to inches in your head is near damn impossible, but you don't even need to count to know 5.25km is 5250m or 525000cm

I’m an American and I approve this message.

Go to sleep!
- I just awoke from 21ks of sleep.

The metric system is not mathematically proven!

As an American, I upvoted.

Edit: Wait, why am I awake at 5am?

Where are the metric units? All I see is prefixes explained

My sibling in Satan, that's the backbone of the metric system. Nobody said anything about units.
- Gotcha, so we're talking kilotons and microinches then?
  
  Or is it actually the units that make the metric system scary to Americans?

nooooo my teaspoon measurements!

It's just prefixes, you can use decateaspoons if you want.

I don't think I've ever seen thousands separators in decimals

Where are you from if I may ask? As far as I'm aware they are are pretty common, I know only of India which does them differently and maybe US / Canada? Although I think the point and the comma are switched in some countries, so a thousand Euros would be 1.000,00€
- I'm from the US, but I'm not talking about thousands separators in the whole number. I guess a better word would be thousandths separators.

This is wrong. Some identifiers should start with a lowercase letter (like kilo)

Correct, except in Computing, there the Kilo, Mega, Giga ....are in uppercase, to differentiate it from the decimal system as it is based on powers of 2. 1 km is 1000 meters but 1 Kb is 1024 bytes
- That is no correct. You are talking about kibi, mebi and gibi. The corresponding identifiers are Ki, Mi and Gi, not K M and G. K would mean Kelvin, M is 10⁶, G is 10⁹

And then there're the Americans who point at the Metric system and scream "why not us". Which is anyone who's sane and not afraid of change.

Pinch and/or dash... Fuck the rest.