Instantly redecorate. For best results use one per room
That sounds pretty familiar
IKEA names are rarely just the word for the thing, maybe it could be called "SNUBBLA", "NEKA", or "MALMÖ"?
SPRÄNGA
"TILLSKANSNING"?
It's sometimes city names. For instance IKEA's doormats are in large part named after Danish towns. Eg "lohals", "klampenborg", "køge" and "østerild", except instead of just wiping their feet on us, they even insist on using that stupid German ö instead of the proper ø.
Fuck you, you drunken Swedes! If it hadn't been for NATO we would have taken Skåne, Halland, and Blekinge... And Norway while we were at it!
"KÄNSLIG"
I rather liked [email protected]’s suggestion in another post: Ekksplosif
Handy! No assembly required!
It's filled with cheese grade hex keys for shrapnel.
Missed opportunity for "rapid disassembly instructions"
Easy instructions and good results. https://youtu.be/4HSlNkoIID4 happy wheels
I wonder if you could make a fuse that could reliably distinguish the T-series from NATO box tanks by weight.
Why do you need a chicken (sold separately) for assembling an anti-tank mine?
If you have a quarter hour to burn, you can experience the information the way I learned about it:
https://youtu.be/6gNn9OG7dPUIf you don't:
spoiler
go here and search for chicken:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Peacock
In poland we've just recently lost around 200 at mines, which were later found at ikea!
