Perdue Announces Initiative To Even The Playing Field By Giving Chickens Guns
Perdue Announces Initiative To Even The Playing Field By Giving Chickens Guns
SALISBURY, MD—Emphasizing that it was an integral part of the company’s mission to raise humanely sourced meat, poultry processing giant Perdue Farms announced a new initiative Tuesday to even the playing field by giving guns to chickens. “At Perdue, we always strive to ensure animals are treated wi...
“They should get one clean shot. That’s just good sportsmanship. So from now on, every chicken in our Perdue facilities will have free and easy access to firearms. We may lose some staff to gunshot wounds, but everyone involved—human or fowl—will have an opportunity to defend themselves. It’s only right.”
I can't really disagree.
No no, it's cows with guns, chickens in choppers.
Do you remember where you were when the great chicken war of '25 struck?
Those who didn’t get shot, suffered with the flu.