Left wing kinks tend to be role playing as conservatives and conservative kinks tend to be role playing as left wingers

Edit: Downvote me daddy

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is latex left wing or right wing? custard pies? smoking? being trod on with stilettos? wearing a diaper?

I don’t think youve thought through what kinks are.
- Latex is a left wing kink (restriction of rights)
  
  Custard pies are right wing (impurity)
  
  Smoking is left wing unless it's American Spirits
  
  Being trod in with stilettos is right wing (fem Dom)
  
  Wearing a diaper is right wing if a man does it, left wing if a woman does it (gender infantalization)
  
  while I exhaled through my nose, it seems like the hivemind is against you here
  
  also, from experience, most kinksters are very boring and likely to be neither left nor right but some unknown third thing that is the craziest shit you've ever heard.
Last night I whispered "supply side economics" into her ear and she said "you're a fucking freak"
- "mm, trickle down baby"
"No gods no masters!" in the streets

"Oh gods yes, mistress!" in the sheets
tbf im left wing and my kink is punching fascists
Do they?
Something something trickles down something
Are sub/dom politically biased?
Well... I despise authoritarians, but in the bedroom, I'm in charge.
Makes sense, the last dem election was basically CBT mixed with edging
People become obsessed with their enemy.

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