If you begin the Voyager episode "Spirit Folk" at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight.

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Also, little-known fun fact: the cow is a full Lieutenant.
Oh, I forgot that this week is when we get an influx of "If you start X at Y time, Z will happen at midnight" posts.
- MRW someone on Lemmy enters a thread to complain about others having fun:
  
  Sorry! Wasn't trying to complain, I literally just forgot that this type of post existed because they only show up for like a week before the new year.
Part of me wants to know if the author has deliberately set up the time to make it so anyone trying this would start their year very disappointed, but this is the internet, that would never happen .. right?
- You could try it at 11:49:35 tonight, and report back
  
  Or at xx:49:35 and see if it's right on the hour when it happens at any hour of the day
In which media format? Stupid Paramount+ is going to have its stupid “not commercials” at the beginning of episodes, which might bork the timing.
- Plus it’s going to fail to run smoothly, if the app doesn’t decide to crash four times.
If the cow's tongue tastes as good while the cow is still alive as it does when it's been cooked into taco meat, I wouldn't mind kissing a cow. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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