Im flying to the USA from England
Im flying to the USA from England
What as a English man should I look out for on a trip to the USA.
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USA is really quite safe, just remember to not be black or a woman
Oh and wear a ballistics vest if you're going anywhere near a school
Also not arabic or queer. Also dont cross streets without a green light or you might get vaporized by an orbital drone for the royal offense of "jaywalking"
And don't try to stand in some place idly outside for more than a minute. They call that "loitering" and it's the barbaric act of experiencing being alive in public without spending a dime.
When does the freedom kick in?
As a free American, you have the right to have your teeth kicked in by cops.
When you swipe your credit card and leave a generous tip, of course!
You're free to choose between 25, 30 and 35%.
I think Italian and Irish are now acceptable. Maybe choose one of those.