Fantarule

I'd take an artifact and bury it on another side of the world just to fuck with archeologists.

Then I'd go to the South Pole and put a sign there that says "way ahead of ya" with no context or other traces of human presence.

Why not offer him a Caesar Salad? Prepare the thing in front of him and tell him it's named after him, then start making by stabbing the salad multiple times.

I feel like he would freak out with the amount of sweetness that wasn't common at the time

Missed opportunity to offer an orange Julius with a salad of some sort.

(I think I whooshed myself)

the blue fanta is better (the bottled one that unfortunately has no canned version)

Would have made the assassination a lot fresher.

So that was the reason why he had to die, he was contaminated by time travel!

Oldie but a goodie.