This is why y'all need Jesus.

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Satan then made his way nextdoor, the home of one Tucker Carlson.
- Tucker always has his favorite ice cream in the freezer for those surprise visits.
Good god where did find these .... I can't breathe
- I have enough of these for weeks.
  
  just make sure to spread them out. gotta keep the community alive
  
  Where did you get them? Like, was there some sort of analogous subreddit or forum or something?
- How did you manage to forget a whole word?
  
  Often happens when you are a slow typer. Our brains have finished 'writing' the sentence way before it is actually typed out and so sometimes a word is skipped because we think it's already been ~~types~~ typed out.
Looks like a chick tract
- If a chick tract and Bazooka Joe loved each other very much and made a baby.
  
  One of those two would enjoy that more than the other.
I'm pretty sure she already has a headache, good luck
Who won?

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