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Catholic Church Courts Youth By Adding Badass Deity With Robotic Falcon Head

theonion.com Catholic Church Courts Youth By Adding Badass Deity With Robotic Falcon Head

VATICAN CITY—In an effort to make the church feel fresh and exciting again for youths around the world, the Roman Catholic Church announced Friday that it had added belief in a badass deity with a robotic falcon head to its existing dogmas. “Starting today, the church will officially recognize our n...

Catholic Church Courts Youth By Adding Badass Deity With Robotic Falcon Head
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