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Can't be Jesus Christ.
Jesus drives a Honda, not a Hyundai.
John 12:49 - "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."
19 0 ReplyMaybe he traded it in?
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“Took 3 fucking days. 0 stars.”
9 0 ReplyChrist must really like those who help themselves; help themselves to that Elantra when they steal it...
7 0 Reply“When you got 30+ miles to the gallon, it was then that I carried you."
4 0 Reply*Him /s
2 0 Reply🎵 Christ will ride again🎵
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