It's fine, you have the comfy chair and I'll sit on the grass

I know that look.

When that look comes out, the claws are not far behind.

Beautiful kitty. And such nice fur. Deserves the chair.

Know thy place hooman. Obey my demands and serve me well and I may reward you with a head bump.

I receive: chair. You receive: lap. Do we have a deal?

Such is the lot of royalty