Sounds like a pretty shit security feature. I wonder if it would keep the door open if I were to print a photo of the owner and wear it like a mask.
44 1 ReplyOr lock me out when I just had an accident in the yard
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Couldn't you just, y'know....fucking lock the door when you leave the house?
27 2 ReplyWhen carrying your keys with you is somehow a hard thing to do.
9 2 ReplyToday I learned that for some people taking a pill is a hard thing to do, so I'm not going to be surprised by anything at this point
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The Duras home automation system is working exactly as designed.
16 0 Reply“GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE… BUT THIS IS NOT YOUR HOUSE!”
7 0 ReplyNext day: there's a mek'leth jammed where your doorbell used to be.
6 0 ReplyThis is not your doorbell. It's run by nest.
6 0 ReplyThe real question is, where can I get that T-shirt?
4 0 ReplyI get the reference of the post title, just rewatched Lower Decks :D
3 0 ReplyRing Doorbell: "There is no glory here! Go away!"
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