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Those hips don't look good for bearing children. Swipe left.
- Bro, you missed bottom row, second and third from the left.
  
  They look good for what, 4 children? Maybe 5?
Did you know that we have a surviving example of ancient Egyptian porn? Look up the Turin papyrus. (NSFW, obviously.)
- why are the dicks like 2 feet long lol
  
  I assume it's symbolic. Hierarchical proportion is common in Egyptian art, so maybe the size represents the man's extraordinary virility and sexual prowess.
  
  Either that or the artist was into huge cocks.

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