Fair's fair, that's honest and I believe you. I would probably also find some toilets somewhere in the world slightly amusing due to what I'm personally accustomed to.
I’ve seen those at people’s houses, but it’s inappropriate to sit there and play with their toilet. I press whichever button I hit first and if it works, I go about my business.
One of the buttons might have been the "evacuate bowl onto floor" option. Aren't all toilets like this? Flushing was a fun adrenaline-fueled adventure the first time before I knew which button was which.