The Anunnaki aren't aliens! They're Native Americans! Duh!
Super ancient interstellar traveling race... didn't have a written language.
Yeah man, that's makes sense.
They were so advanced, all their records were stored on computers. Then their security vendor pushed an update.
That makes me think... I fully expect history to view our current information age as a digital dark ages once everything on the Internet is lost.
I'm seeing fossilized gnome fetus. How do I use this to scam people?
All these alien and wackjob FB conspiracy posts seem like someone is just asking Chat GPT to spit out the wackiest conspiracy theory it can come up with, then posting it as an "article."