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Practice shoplifting a little every time. Especially if you also have friends who want to get into crime.
5 1 ReplyYes, start small, lift the plastic door off the hinges; then slowly go for the bigger stuff; hit the gym as swell to make it a little easier on yourself. Eventually you'll be able to lift that whole ass target.
14 0 ReplyLocal target store stolen in its entirety, investigators baffled
9 0 ReplyPrimary suspect is a Californian woman in a carmine trenchcoat
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Carry a screwdriver with replaceable bits and slowly dismantle everything, one screw at a time.
4 0 ReplyI got a Target on my back and it's heavy as fuck
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Shoplifting began in ancient Phoenicia where thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within.
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