made (storebought) gnocchi with what I had in the fridge

Ingredients are as followed

Garnish has

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I don't think you understand what FoodPorn is
- I'm assuming that Food porn is that Food that looks tasty. I didn't really do a bang up job presenting this but neither did I really care nor think about it all that much I just wanted to dig in and eat some good grub
  
  No worries I get it, but for next time yeah :)
I don't know shit about food but, don't people usually clean the edge of the plate before taking a picture?
- It's the taste that matters. Not the presentation m8
  
  Said no one ever about porn.
Porn ("Pornography")

Printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity, intended to stimulate sexual excitement.

While this might be food, there's literally nothing exciting in that picture.
- This is like randomly finding one of those pictures of genital diseases with blisters and everything and calling it porn because it depicts sexual organs
This is the kind of porn you usually find on 4chan
- This is the kind of porn you usually find in a plastic bag in the woods.
Hmmm, "Shit on a brick"... funny name. I used to like eating "Shit on a shingle"= Army's chipped beef in gravy on toast
I came to the comments to find out WTF a three cornered onion was but left having very much enjoyed OP getting shat on for his plate of je ne sais quoi
- I guess people are more interested into the edge of the plate than to what's inside

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