Carnists getting ready to type, "I'm not vegan but...", as if anyone asked

I'm not a vegan but I do eat vegetables sometimes

I'm not a vegan's butt!

I’m not vegan but my wife is and all I have to say is that Yotam Ottolenghi has delicious recipes if you don’t know where to start

Like how the man in the corner is cooking meat 🤡