I know I’m a horrifying murderbot, and they know it, and it makes both of us nervous, which makes me even more nervous.

I'm 0.07% robot.

The best part of this is that it looks like it was printed on paper.

I have legit been confused for a robot on more than one platform in my online career.

In the old days, there were fewer biases, so long as my dialogue was useful. Nowadays they're afraid I'm going to profile them until I can identify them IRL.

I'm not trying to profile people.