Maggie Smith, "Poem Beginning With a Retweet"

I quite like this. Doing these things satisfies that part of my brain that demands I clack the tongs twice every time I pick them up.

Or smack a sack of rice (non-sexually)
Maggie is probably the most popular poet of our current day.
'Clack of tongs' sounds like a Nelly song.

KXCD 231: A graph showing that the closer you get to a cat, the lower your intelligence and simultaneously the increased inanity of your statements. Below, an example image of a person standing next to a cat while proclaiming, "You're a kitty!"

That went dark fast... not quickly but suddenly