What to wear to ensure your piss and shit stains are the most noticeable

But if you wear the dark one the cum stains show up too well.

Look.

All I'm saying.

Is that there's a reason it was evolutionarily advantageous to have ass hair.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

we're all stuck with these when our moms bought them for us, but after the age of enlightenment and self determination, it then became time for the black, grey, blue and burgundy boxer briefs baby

Get a bidet

Everyone has shit stains on their underwear, that's what is there for, to keep shit from getting on your pants. Don't be ashamed.