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Bidet gang rise up! But not too far
It's genuinely difficult going back to toilet paper once you get used to a bidet. It's just so much better in every way
How about toilet paper and a bidet?
Get a bidet and never look back.
(You won't have to because you will know you have a clean ass)
Don't you know how to use the three seashells?
No, I was cryogenically frozen in 1996 for a crime I did not commit and only recently thawed up in order to take down the guy who actually did it.
I can't wait for the apocalypse so I can become a Shitter.
For the cost of one case of tp you can get a bidet attachement for your throne
Yes some turds are pointy. The tighter the hole the pointier they are
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