They don't care about you

"If you don't like it don't buy it."

Tearing people in half becomes industry standard because sheep still give them money, effectively destroying alternatives

"Companies have only been tearing your arm off for years, that's not sustainable, so they have to rip you in half. God you're so entitled"

It's barely satire, these are almost verbatim arguments.

Eat the rich, before the rich eat you.

Wow, pretty mean to the apple fan club

I see this every couple of days and continue to upvote because its true.

Neither does Sloshy.