So true 😞...
And then she comes back and says "yeah, we're out" and you're like "yessssss, see that b*tch, I knew it!".
38 3 ReplyFor me it's a 50/50 chance that either it was right in front of my face exactly where I was looking, or we're actually out of it. No in between
18 0 ReplyExactly the same.
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Did you really say bitch though?
16 0 ReplyI looked her in the windows of her soul and I said biiiiiiisssshhhhhh
11 0 ReplyI said I said... biiiiiitch
8 0 ReplyI did I said... shoulder check.... biiitch
8 0 ReplyOf course not, lol, that whole paragraph is silently going on in my head 😂.
To be perfectly honest, my wife scares the shit out of me, she's like 300 lbs, you don't want to mess with that 😂.
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You said that? You said "bitch"?
8 0 ReplyNo, just thought of it loudly in my head 😂.
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If you call your wife a bitch, you’re doing it wrong
6 4 Reply"And I said, biiiiiitch ..."
18 1 ReplyThat whole part is silent, of course 😁. Dare say that in front of her and you better run 😂.
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I realized that when I look for something, I have a precise mental image of what I'm looking for. If the real object doesn't match my mental image, it may as well not exist.
Case in point, my girlfriend asked me to get her allergy meds. I was looking for a box with blister packs, they were in a bottle. I literally moved the bottle aside while looking, before telling her that I can't find them
33 0 ReplyI just go straight to the step where I ask her and she gets frustrated because it’s right in front of my stupid face
11 0 ReplyThis is even more fun in a professional kitchen.
“Bro, we had three people look and be unable to find it, add it to the 86 list.”
“I just saw some in the walk in” Goes to look
11 0 ReplyLike many people, I suffer from Refrigerator Blindness. My wife, however, does not. I learned to never assume we are out of something. I always assume I just can't see it.
9 0 ReplyAs a married man, I just prefer to eat out and have hidden stores in high places of the house.
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"Did you move things?!"
7 0 ReplyTell her to make you a sandwich while she's checking, if she asks why tell her it'll calm her down and stop her from getting emotional.
5 0 Replydon't insist
4 0 ReplyUltimate survival tip is here 👆🏻
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This is me
3 0 ReplyMe irl
3 0 Reply"It's right here!"
3 0 ReplyMAH WAIF
4 2 ReplyMy problem is, I'm often convinced we are NOT out of something when we are. Can be more painful when cooking.
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