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Everything on here is alarmingly correct except for the beach towel. If anyone in that house owned a beach towel it would be hanging over the window as curtains, held in place with your finest thumb tacks
The coffee table leg absolutely killed me. This is so accurate it feels like it should be in a textbook somewhere.
The mountain dew and captain morgan combo is too real
Sounds utterly disgusting.
And I've had hand sanitiser with fanta.