Image description: A store sign for “Dickson Pizza” being installed. The S and Zs are rotated 180 degrees, and the K is vertically flipped. The kerning between characters is awful.
(Originally published earlier today on sfba.social)
“Ok, I got you down for one large pepperoni and one large cheese pizza, and how many dicks did you need on each? … oh, no no, the dicks aren’t a topping, we just touch the pizzas with our dicks … Yes, we can cum on them too if you want, but that’s $2.00 extra. … ok, will do, they’ll be ready for pickup in a bit, bye.”