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I’ve been vaccinated for COVID 5 times over the last 3 years, and have received various vaccines over 41 years. Slowest. Euthanasia. Ever.
96 0 ReplyYou joke, but since you got the jab I can guarantee you will die.
(Just not any faster than normal...)
28 0 ReplyThank you for the reminder there is probably a new version I'm missing.
11 0 ReplyThere was a new version last fall and it is still being administered. It’s no longer free (though insurance is supposed to pay), so few have gotten it.
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That's it, you have done it now. You are hereby attested!
7 0 ReplyAgreed, and my phone didn't get 5g either
5 0 ReplyHow good are you at football right now? I've been hearing things.
5 0 ReplyOh yeah you die at 45 right on your birth date and time, no sooner, no later. You got 4 years left
3 0 Replyi was vaccinated in priority because i had to go on a mission with my unit in the military, this would have been the dumbest moment to euthanize me
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