This is why I prefer typing over speaking. I can go back and proofread what I said before I say it. When I speak, all that comes out half of the time is word salad.
Also, you know, the searchable record which gets created. I legitimately don't understand why some people insist on having important conversations in real time when that conversation just vanishes instantly into the ether once it is finished
Shit, I'm over 50 years old and it's the first time i encounter people describing my daily chicken run through social hellscape. For once, it feels nice not to be alone.