I mean, of course it was on Tatooine

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Tatooine means "wretched hive of scum and villainy" in elvish.
- Relevant XKCD
"Sir, are we being too literal?"

"No, you fool! We were told to comb the desert, so we're combing it!"
- We ain't found shit!
- It just seems....illogical.
  
  -Black henchman.
If Vader gets ahold of that, everyone's FUCKED.
- There is only one Emperor and he doesn't share power...
  
  "I know. That's why I threw him into mount doom when we conquered Mordor. He wont come back from that.
  
  Vader was plotting to usurp the Emperor, like any good Sith, so the Ring wouldn't have to try at all to instantly corrupt what little good was left in him.
In this instance it makes the thing you are shooting at invisible.
The Eye of Sarlac. A butthole wreathed in sand, always watching.
- The Sarlacc is probably the only creature that hates sand more than Anakin. It gets everywhere.
  
  Well it kinda all gets funneled into one place with poor ol' Sarlacc.
Was it that unlikely of creatures? He stated out a hobbit after all.
- that line throws me off too but it was at least unlikely given gollum's place of residence
A much better place to go than Mustafar.
The Phineas and Ferb version of that scene is probably the best scene on all the movies.
everything ends up on Tatooine

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