He graduated to Dad.
67 0 ReplyOh no, disowned isn't nearly far enough. Dad should have responded, "My hands are named crows because they are part of a murder."
46 0 ReplyCan’t stand an Opal.
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“You may sit at the family table, but we do not grant you the rank of family member.”
42 0 ReplyDoes he have a child anywhere he might be unaware of? Because that was a dad joke and a half, right there.
37 0 ReplyI would have been happy knowing that my son is already turning into a father.
30 0 Reply"You either die a son, or live long enough to become the father."
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His first clue they didn't like him was the fact his name's Taylor. It's a job title not a name.
20 2 ReplyTailor is a job title. Taylor is a job title for someone not very good at tailoring.
21 0 ReplyOr a tailor that never learned to spell. Im actually jealous. My name is Brock Shitshoveler and I bet you can guess what I do for a living.
13 0 ReplyTaylor is ye olde spelling.
3 0 ReplyI blame the sign painter.
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"Son, your mother may have brought you into this world, but I can take you out of it."
8 0 ReplyTl;Dr op's folks know what's up
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