Ride the...

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“Metallicock” I feel like they missed this opportunity.
Metal up your ass
Tetsuo approves 👍
Heavy metal rectum poisoning inevitable.
Steely Dan
That seems totally workable. Spin it, and you have artificial gravity. You can be in fact riding a Spinning Space Dick.
I’d judge anyone who wears this out in public.
- By judge, do you mean how far down the metal dick they can go?
  
  No, just the lack of social awareness that someone must have to think that’s ok for wearing in public.

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