Intoxication: They're drunk or high enough that they're not neurologically capable of aiming; the fact that they managed to get it out of their pants at all is astonishing.
Narcissism: They're very important assistant sales managers, talking on their phone through the whole transaction, and aren't paying attention to what they're peeing on; just as they don't remove their dirty dishes from the office meeting rooms after a lunch meeting. Aren't the help supposed to do that?
Helplessness and/or disgust: The toilet was already filthy when they came in, and they didn't think they were making it any worse.
Peevishness: They got yelled at by a scary janitor once for sticking gum under desks.
Ahhh you're trying to culture war this when the actual reason is way more sensible and boring than that. Why sit on a potentially dirty toilet seat when you don't have to? Why even squat above it when you don't have to? It's laziness / efficiency, dear, not.... 🤣🤣🙄... fragile masculinity.
Boggy is a yank, but the toilets are deep enough for the water. Europe toilets have so little water you just shit onto porcelain and it reeks. Then you have a jet engine flush that only someone’s gets all the shit off.