Is he trying to give himself power of attorney? If not, then it really doesn't make any sense at all. Even doing that doesn't make any sense anyways lol
Sovcits have multiple "selfs" he is probably trying to give his new self POA over his old self's account, but not be financially responsible for any debts...
At the core of 99% sovcits hijynx is always an attempt to not pay their debts.
I also read it as he wants them to hold on to his money, but he doesn’t want them having any access or knowledge of his money, lest they do something to it. It feels just crazy enough to be what they’re thinking.
Very true. I wonder if any of the other sovcits ever understand each other in these posts. I picture them going "huh? I have no idea... Try this random thing!"
What they're trying to do is effectively magic. They think that if they word things just correctly that it will achieve some desired result. Unfortunately for them, the real world does not work that way. Fortunately for us, it's fun to laugh at them for trying over and over and over and again, and expecting different results with each consecutive attempt.