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Lot of work for a dildo.
It's not worth it if you don't make an effort.
ITS BEEN A LOOOOOONG ROAD GETTIN FROM THERE TO HERE
THIS IS NOT TEN FORWARD!
I have altered the location. Pray I do not alter it further.
I will touch the skyayyyy!
Fire photonic cannons.
Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
Maybe, but an aerogel dildo wouldn't be especially fun.
What's fun got to do got to do with it?
What's love got to do with it?
I mean, that's what I was trying to riff on, but thanks, it always helps to explain the joke. :p
I know of a teen girl who fucked a chair leg... Horny insanity.
"memorable people do memorable things. Followers are seldom remembered. The herd mentality is the killer of innovation. When appropriate, fuck a chair"
-Gad Saad (sorta)
I remember the chair leg. It was obviously gross and dirty though. Door knobs and the round balls on top of bed posts (not the ceiling height kind, but the waist levels) were also fair game.
Ow. My vagina hurts thinking about that
Do lesbians even enjoy using things resembling a penis?
Yes, we have a tendency to use strap ons
Double sided?
country girls make do
You know, you could've just said: "What an interesting story, thanks for sharing."
I, on the other hand, came up with a different response then the one you just chose :)
That may be. But next time I'm gonna have to write you up to HR.
She knows all to well about corn.
You tell me which of the two you are.
Im the computer
Stop all the downloading!
Hello, I'm the corn-dildo
I'm the phone. The one she least suspects.