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Would you rather have your toilet crave your excrement, or despise you for it?
11 0 ReplyDefinitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh
16 0 Reply11 0 ReplyI want to hug that toilet, and I'm not even drunk
8 0 ReplyThat toilet is gonna snap one day, get tired of all the shit, and lay porcelain hands on the user.
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Feed me!
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God damn it I'm going to bed
9 0 ReplyOr if you have gut rot it just goes "Ohhh...gaaaah! Noooo!!!"
3 0 ReplyYeah it's pleased or horrified depending on the quality of your shit "you really need more fiber man, that consistency is terrible, gross"
"Damn now that's a pristine shit, delicous, keep looking after yourself"
"Urgh, why do I taste blood in your stool, go see a doctor ASAP"
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Crave it, but in a friendly crackhead sort of way.
12 0 ReplyI'll buy you a hamburger if you let me eat your shit.
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