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Give her industrial diamonds. Something with a practical use.
Industrial drill bits are a girl's best friend.
Anything is a dildo if you try hard enough?
drilldo
It takes you for a spin.
Trying so hard that they need diamonds
"Why this diamond dick so cloudy?!"
A million (bleep)ing diamonds!
Ooo, I would love some diamond sharpening stones for xmas.
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