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Fap with one eye ooooopen
Gripping your tube sock tiiight
Exit porn...
Enter mom....
Move your hand
And hope your boner doesn't stand
136 0 ReplyEnter mom????😑
73 2 ReplyMaybe he broke his arms.
72 2 Reply35 1 ReplyMaybe he broke his arms.
Broken arms meme, we meet again!
31 1 ReplyThat's one way to describe the guy, indeed.
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Thanks, I hate it
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All I think of is this now
12 0 Reply3 0 ReplyButthead's a Lefty?
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I have no idea where that came from but alright... Here's your well deserved upvote.
15 1 ReplyThey reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.
24 0 ReplyThe rework is titled: ‘Enter sockman’.
8 0 ReplyAt least it was a sock and not a coconut.
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I know, the melody somehow started playing in my head from the first line. I still don't know why they did it but I'm not complaining.
9 0 ReplyMy first thought was Last Resort.
4 0 ReplyCut my sight into pieces
I can see you past the door...
Masturbation,
No squeezin,
Don't give a fuck if I bust a nut hands-free
1 0 ReplyHoly crap that works too well. Have my plastic fork!
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