As a dedicated researcher with over 20 years experience, there's no such thing as too high to understand pizza. It remains the one thing we do understand even while stoned out of our gourds.
My dog would probably be thrilled with the entire chain of events honestly. There's zero chance her share of the pizza doesn't increase from this upside down world.
True, but what if the toppings were mustard instead of tomato sauce, yogurt instead of cheese, and Skittles and banana chips and fortune cookies for toppings. Is it still a pizza?
On some level my acceptance of the pizza does depend on thematically appropriate toppings which I take for granted. There's room for a weird topping or two but if you subvert all expectations, one risks not being pizza at all.
But it's 2024 y'all, the pizza's orientation shouldn't matter ;D